Too many projects at once

Ok, have you ever noticed that projects and tests seem to come in waves? I mean, at some point in the year we will be getting almost no homework, and then suddenly BAM! Three projects at once.... lovely. I mean can't the teachers work together to give their projects at different times PLEASE. I mean we can't do everything and if you assign everything at the same time, chances are, it won't get done. So teachers, take a chill pill, spread the homework evenly, and don't make us teach ourselves an entire unit in the form of a project please..... it's really just not cool. Teaching is YOUR job, not mine. At the very least, you can actually EXPLAIN the project. Is that really too much to ask? I mean seriously I don't even see this as a very obnoxious opinion so much as a polite request. We can do our jobs, if you do yours. That is all.