Halloween

Halloween shows the best and the worst in everybody. If you're a teenager, it will show which of us our party-poopers and which of us can be awesome. I mean seriously, only the party-poopers don't dress up. I'm not sure why, maybe because of some self-proclaimed image of themselves being lame if they dress up or maybe they're just lazy. Either way, it's not cool to not dress up on the one day of the year that you CAN dress up as almost anything. Because if you don't dress up as a freak in a costume when you can, chances are, you never will. That's not swav.

Too many projects at once

Ok, have you ever noticed that projects and tests seem to come in waves? I mean, at some point in the year we will be getting almost no homework, and then suddenly BAM! Three projects at once.... lovely. I mean can't the teachers work together to give their projects at different times PLEASE. I mean we can't do everything and if you assign everything at the same time, chances are, it won't get done. So teachers, take a chill pill, spread the homework evenly, and don't make us teach ourselves an entire unit in the form of a project please..... it's really just not cool. Teaching is YOUR job, not mine. At the very least, you can actually EXPLAIN the project. Is that really too much to ask? I mean seriously I don't even see this as a very obnoxious opinion so much as a polite request. We can do our jobs, if you do yours. That is all.

People that don't do anything

If you have to ask..... yes, I have a problem with people that don't do anything. Because they might have good ideas and such, but they always seem to want other people to follow up on them except for themselves, because they, themselves don't have the heart or the guts or they might just be lazy. The fact that I'm writing this post and made this blog makes me not one of those people. I voice my opinion because it's my right and because I can.... and no, they're not the same thing. For those of you who don't do any of their ideas and don't follow their dreams: You won't get anywhere in life if you act like that. Now pull yourself together and start doing STUFF. END OF RANT.... and also for the person who still says that I'm wrong..... you're wrong. Not me.

J. Logic

Ok, so, I have a theory, that if somebody is wrong, in any way, then I am right. Which is true a lot of the time because I like getting into arguments and I tend to be right because I am always right.... even if I'm wrong. So in other words, I'm saying the other person is always wrong.... because of the fact that I'm always right. Now, right now, I'm sure you're trying to figure this out because you probably don't understand. What I'm saying is, I tend to be right, and whoever doesn't agree with me, tends to be wrong. That is J. Logic, it can be personalized, so you too, can always be right..... as long as you agree with me.

My opinion on cars

If you have to ask..... I actually see cars as ideal transportation, the only reason I don't drive one, is because I'm underaged. I know, they pollute, they kill animals and they use up a lot of energy and gasoline, but that doesn't change the fact, that if you have to get from point A to point B then chances are, driving is one of the fastest possible ways. Bus' aren't terrible but you never know if you'll miss one or if it will come late and sometimes you can't afford to be late. Bicycles are way slower then cars, and in a way, much more dangerous if you use them as your main mode of transportation because there's a lot of retard drivers out there who could hit you. Walking is fine, as long as you don't have to go too far. Motorcycles are dangerous, but, like cars, they get you somewhere fast and efficiently. Every once in a while you'll also see the occasional train, but they have a fixed route and probably won't take you exactly where you want to go. So in the end, pollution or not, I think cars are the most efficient and comfortable mode of transportation. If you don't like cars because of pollution, why don't you make one that doesn't use fuel? What's that? It's "impossible"? Well maybe you should stop criticizing then..... hater.

My Opinion on Teachers who think they are above the bell

Ok, so I think we've all head these jerk teachers every once in a while that say something completely retarded like, "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do." now I don't know why they say stuff like that. They can keep us after school anyway, why are they trying to make themselves sound important? Not that teachers aren't important but I think they say that, because they just want to pick on people. They don't care wether they can keep us after school or not, these egotistic lunatics just want to let us know that they're better then us. So we go along with it, to make them feel good about themselves, and because we have to. Have you ever noticed that teachers don't use their so called "power" to dismiss us early? I guess the teachers have to win sometime..... so there you go teachers-that-keep-us-after-the-bell-to-make-themselves-feel-better, feel good about yourselves. Because a lot of people don't see you the same way after you've done that.

Swav

Ya, swav is the new chill, chill is new new swav. swav is chill, swav is swav. If you don't like the word swav then that's just not swav. If you don't know the word swav start using it because that is swav. Also, it has come to my attention that somebody doesn't agree with me. I have a message for that person: I know I can't force an opinion on you, but I'd just like to let you know that I am right.... even if I'm wrong. Why? Because I'm swav. If you don't agree with me, you're not swav, you're just a non-believer. That's not swav.... swavswavswavswavswavswavswavswavswavswavswav..... I'm so swav

NO SUMMER BREAK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Ok right off the bat, screw that, I'm thinking double summer break and a longer winter break. Ok, summer is where we get jobs, hang out at the beach and go on vacation. If you took that away do you really think it will help at all? I mean there will probably just be way more people skipping all the time. Now, I know it's just a few fun-killers who saying this idea so this post is mainly to you: What do you hope to gain without summer break? I don't care if you want to give us a longer winter break ok? Winter break is NOTHING compared to summer break so don't try and change it. Nothing's perfect but summer break is close enough so take that idea, shred it, flush it down the toilet, fish it from the sewers and BURN it. Summer break is ours and you can't have it. Who's in charge of this junk anyway?

School hours?!?!

Ok, what the hell is wrong with the school hours this year? I mean seriously, 3:07? Really? And why is the lunch shorter? I mean I understand that you need a certain amount of minutes in a year but why shorten the lunch? You'll just get more people late for class. Now, I'm sure all the VSB lovers would love me to make a better time table, so I will. School can start at 8:30 because seriously there's really not much of a difference between 8:30 and 8:35. Then, lunch can be from 11:30-12:25 like last year. And then we can make it end at 3:12 because obviously those "creative people" want a special time. There you go VSB, I came up with better school hours in a few minutes then you did in a year. Maybe you should be more logical next time.

My opinion on modern music

If you have to ask..... I find a lot of modern music extremely irritating. It used to be, that to be good at music, you had to actually know how to play and instrument or sing. But now, to make everybody else feel better, computers came out with a way to get instruments played automatically with fake beats. So now, anybody can write a crappy song that will be catchy for the first few days and then everybody will hate it. If you can't sing? Don't worry about it, we've got auto-tune to make you sound ok so that you don't feel too bad about yourself when everybody hears your fake voice that goes a long with your fake music. Congratulations pop music industry, you've destroyed my sense of hearing.

New song for the grayscale penguins!

Hey everybody, just finished writing an amazing new song called "Leave me alone" let's hope that it records easily. If you don't know who the Grayscale Penguins are then you've been missing out because they are amazing. Look them up at www.grayscalepenguins.blogspot.com and be amazed.

Who am I?

I'm a random person who has absolutely no experience with life or society or really anything. That is why I can see how everything works and understand how big of a joke we've created to make our lives simpler.... Jokes are still funny though and life's fun.