Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Post because I haven't posted anything in a while

Hey everybody, you may all be asking yourselves, why haven't I posted anything new lately? Was I right about some of the things I said earlier? Why are we reading this blog? Well, the reason I haven't posted anything new lately was because, honestly, I've sort of maybe possibly run out of opinions? I know, how is this possible? Well the fact is it happens to everybody and I'm sure I'll find something to blog about later. Anyway, the answers to the other two questions are:
You are reading this blog because it is swav just like me and it's just pro.... in general.
and yes I was right about Black Ops and Harry Potter.... just saying.... I'm sure I'm right about a lot of other things to because, well, it's me right?

Sunday, November 21, 2010

iTunes

Ok, everybody says that iTunes revolutionizes the whole music industry and is going to put the cd stores and movie rental shops out of business. Honestly, I don't like that thought. Why? Because what fun is renting a movie if you just order it from your computer? I actually prefer going out to a movie rental place and getting it myself. Also, this makes it almost completely necessary to own an iPod because with only iTunes as your music source how else will you listen to your music? I think iTunes is a huge deal that will hand Apple the entire music industry in a neatly packed bag with a ribbon on top, but what will become of the music industry if the only place where you can easily buy music is iTunes. The answer? You won't. iTunes will eventually ruin the whole thing, raise their prices and ruin all their competition. People say iTunes is revolutionizing everything, but what if it's fine the way it was?

Monday, November 15, 2010

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows movie....

If you have to ask.... I actually think the new Harry Potter movie will be ok. Why? Because if they split a movie into two parts, I'm assuming (and hoping) that means that they won't cut too much stuff out of the book... which is a good thing because, in my opinion, that's been the problem with most of the Harry Potter movies. The down side I see with that is that now everybody has to wait a year before they can see how the whole story ends. Cliff hanger much? Also, I hate that the midnight screening is on a thursday night. How am I supposed to see it if there's school the next day?!?! The answer is... I won't.... I'm going friday. So, for all you followers out there.... who may or may not be non-existant. I would definately recomend you see this movie, even if you hear it's bad. Just for old time's sake.

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Pets

If you have to ask.... pets are swav. Except only certain animals. No offence to all you cat owners out there but I seriously can't stand most cats. I mean, they don't do anything other then scratch you, eat and take powdery dumps in a litter box. Is that really necessary? Dogs are so much more entertaining and friendly. I consider fish more of a decoration then an actual pet due to the fact that they are confined to live in a small glass room their entire life. Of course there's more animals that tend to be really cool.... and then there's hamsters. I think if I had the choice to get my own animal I'd probably get a dog.... but if I could pick one that I'd like in the future it would definitely be a kowalrus. A cross between a Koala and a Walrus. I just think that would be swav....

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Call of Duty: Black Ops

If you have to ask.... no, I don't think black ops will be that great. Why? Because up until now, Trayarch has made all the crappy Call of Duty games (3 and 5) where Infinity Ward has made all the good ones. I'm sure they're all saying they're trying to be like infinity ward with this one but the fact is, I just don't think it'll work out. I'm sorry, but it's the truth. I'm sure everybody will love it for the first few months. For the first few months it will be amazing, revolutionary and awe-inspiring. Then, people will begin to realise why they like it. It's new, it's got new stuff and lots of people play it. That's when people will start asking themselves, "Do I really like this game?" and in my opinion, their answer will be "No". That's how i see it, that's how I believe it is. I think Call of Duty: Black Ops will be a failure in the big picture, just like Call of Duty 3 and Call of Duty 5.

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Computers

If you have to ask.... which you don't.... I'll still say what I have to say though... I'm sad (well not really) to say that I honestly think Microsoft and PC have lost the competition against Apple for the computer industry. Honestly, I think the Windows 7 program is actually pretty good, but it came a little bit too late, Windows Vista had already lowered the confidence of a lot of PC buyers. Apple though, they've been unmistakably efficient in creating new products and programs to guarantee sales. I know a lot of people weren't happy with the iPhone 4, but i disagree. I haven't actually used it myself though so I'll admit my opinion concerns only how it looks. I like the change though, because I was actually starting to get bored of the shape of iPod touch's and iPhones. Anyway, so Apple's really owning it up in the computer industry despite what a lot of people say. I honestly don't think their competition is PC now though.... I think a new era will soon be born in the computer industry.... the era of Google. I mean this blog is being supported by Google right now.... how will apple retaliate when Google makes a computer, I do not know. All I know is that it's going to be hard to chose which one's better..... I support Apple so...... YOU'RE WELCOME

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Global Warming

Ok, my opinion always seems to change with this one, because a lot of the time, I think a long the lines of, if it happens, it happens, we'll find a way to cope and it will not be the end of the world.... hopefully. That would be all I have to say, except once in a while, I watch or listen to something like the inconvenient truth (Thank you Al Gore). These kind of discussions wouldn't mess with my mind except for the warming part. I mean, I like the cold. I don't know why. I hate rain, but I like snow and I like cold temperatures. I also like polar bears and all those cold animals. Unfortunately, global warming affects those things as well. So, in the end, I've decided. I will help, and do what I can, but one person can't help. It has to be a group effort. Honestly, I don't think people care enough. Everybody's drifted too far apart. This is a battle that we've already lost unless we can pull it together and piss the odd person off in order to save this planet.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Campbell's retirement?!?!

Ok, I'll admit, I did not see that coming. I mean, I liked that guy. I agree with the HST and i think it makes stuff much simpler if they would just stop complicating things. I think he's been doing a good job and I don't think he's messed up too much these past years. The question I have now though, is what's next? Who will replace him? Will I agree with that guy? I don't know, but Gordon Campbell, I congratulate you, and I think you've done a good job..... You're welcome.

Monday, November 1, 2010

Hockey

If you have to ask.... no, I'm not a big hockey fan, I know, very uncanadian of me. It's not that I don't like the sport, I watch olympic hockey, I like watching hockey. It's just that our team's disappointed me so many times. Why should I build up my confidence in them to have it crushed again? I don't know. This year's different though. I have decided to support our once crappy hockey team so they will win. Why do I know they'll win? Because I'm supporting them, that's why. It's a well known fact that if you think something's going to happen, it probably will. As humans we take an estimated guess at everything we do, we calculate the risk and decide whether or not to go for it. This year, I have decided that our hockey team is worth the risk and I'm giving it my full/partial support. You're welcome.

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Halloween

Halloween shows the best and the worst in everybody. If you're a teenager, it will show which of us our party-poopers and which of us can be awesome. I mean seriously, only the party-poopers don't dress up. I'm not sure why, maybe because of some self-proclaimed image of themselves being lame if they dress up or maybe they're just lazy. Either way, it's not cool to not dress up on the one day of the year that you CAN dress up as almost anything. Because if you don't dress up as a freak in a costume when you can, chances are, you never will. That's not swav.

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Too many projects at once

Ok, have you ever noticed that projects and tests seem to come in waves? I mean, at some point in the year we will be getting almost no homework, and then suddenly BAM! Three projects at once.... lovely. I mean can't the teachers work together to give their projects at different times PLEASE. I mean we can't do everything and if you assign everything at the same time, chances are, it won't get done. So teachers, take a chill pill, spread the homework evenly, and don't make us teach ourselves an entire unit in the form of a project please..... it's really just not cool. Teaching is YOUR job, not mine. At the very least, you can actually EXPLAIN the project. Is that really too much to ask? I mean seriously I don't even see this as a very obnoxious opinion so much as a polite request. We can do our jobs, if you do yours. That is all.

Friday, October 29, 2010

People that don't do anything

If you have to ask..... yes, I have a problem with people that don't do anything. Because they might have good ideas and such, but they always seem to want other people to follow up on them except for themselves, because they, themselves don't have the heart or the guts or they might just be lazy. The fact that I'm writing this post and made this blog makes me not one of those people. I voice my opinion because it's my right and because I can.... and no, they're not the same thing. For those of you who don't do any of their ideas and don't follow their dreams: You won't get anywhere in life if you act like that. Now pull yourself together and start doing STUFF. END OF RANT.... and also for the person who still says that I'm wrong..... you're wrong. Not me.

Monday, October 25, 2010

J. Logic

Ok, so, I have a theory, that if somebody is wrong, in any way, then I am right. Which is true a lot of the time because I like getting into arguments and I tend to be right because I am always right.... even if I'm wrong. So in other words, I'm saying the other person is always wrong.... because of the fact that I'm always right. Now, right now, I'm sure you're trying to figure this out because you probably don't understand. What I'm saying is, I tend to be right, and whoever doesn't agree with me, tends to be wrong. That is J. Logic, it can be personalized, so you too, can always be right..... as long as you agree with me.

Saturday, October 23, 2010

My opinion on cars

If you have to ask..... I actually see cars as ideal transportation, the only reason I don't drive one, is because I'm underaged. I know, they pollute, they kill animals and they use up a lot of energy and gasoline, but that doesn't change the fact, that if you have to get from point A to point B then chances are, driving is one of the fastest possible ways. Bus' aren't terrible but you never know if you'll miss one or if it will come late and sometimes you can't afford to be late. Bicycles are way slower then cars, and in a way, much more dangerous if you use them as your main mode of transportation because there's a lot of retard drivers out there who could hit you. Walking is fine, as long as you don't have to go too far. Motorcycles are dangerous, but, like cars, they get you somewhere fast and efficiently. Every once in a while you'll also see the occasional train, but they have a fixed route and probably won't take you exactly where you want to go. So in the end, pollution or not, I think cars are the most efficient and comfortable mode of transportation. If you don't like cars because of pollution, why don't you make one that doesn't use fuel? What's that? It's "impossible"? Well maybe you should stop criticizing then..... hater.

Friday, October 22, 2010

My Opinion on Teachers who think they are above the bell

Ok, so I think we've all head these jerk teachers every once in a while that say something completely retarded like, "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do." now I don't know why they say stuff like that. They can keep us after school anyway, why are they trying to make themselves sound important? Not that teachers aren't important but I think they say that, because they just want to pick on people. They don't care wether they can keep us after school or not, these egotistic lunatics just want to let us know that they're better then us. So we go along with it, to make them feel good about themselves, and because we have to. Have you ever noticed that teachers don't use their so called "power" to dismiss us early? I guess the teachers have to win sometime..... so there you go teachers-that-keep-us-after-the-bell-to-make-themselves-feel-better, feel good about yourselves. Because a lot of people don't see you the same way after you've done that.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Swav

Ya, swav is the new chill, chill is new new swav. swav is chill, swav is swav. If you don't like the word swav then that's just not swav. If you don't know the word swav start using it because that is swav. Also, it has come to my attention that somebody doesn't agree with me. I have a message for that person: I know I can't force an opinion on you, but I'd just like to let you know that I am right.... even if I'm wrong. Why? Because I'm swav. If you don't agree with me, you're not swav, you're just a non-believer. That's not swav.... swavswavswavswavswavswavswavswavswavswavswav..... I'm so swav

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

NO SUMMER BREAK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Ok right off the bat, screw that, I'm thinking double summer break and a longer winter break. Ok, summer is where we get jobs, hang out at the beach and go on vacation. If you took that away do you really think it will help at all? I mean there will probably just be way more people skipping all the time. Now, I know it's just a few fun-killers who saying this idea so this post is mainly to you: What do you hope to gain without summer break? I don't care if you want to give us a longer winter break ok? Winter break is NOTHING compared to summer break so don't try and change it. Nothing's perfect but summer break is close enough so take that idea, shred it, flush it down the toilet, fish it from the sewers and BURN it. Summer break is ours and you can't have it. Who's in charge of this junk anyway?

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

School hours?!?!

Ok, what the hell is wrong with the school hours this year? I mean seriously, 3:07? Really? And why is the lunch shorter? I mean I understand that you need a certain amount of minutes in a year but why shorten the lunch? You'll just get more people late for class. Now, I'm sure all the VSB lovers would love me to make a better time table, so I will. School can start at 8:30 because seriously there's really not much of a difference between 8:30 and 8:35. Then, lunch can be from 11:30-12:25 like last year. And then we can make it end at 3:12 because obviously those "creative people" want a special time. There you go VSB, I came up with better school hours in a few minutes then you did in a year. Maybe you should be more logical next time.

Monday, October 18, 2010

My opinion on modern music

If you have to ask..... I find a lot of modern music extremely irritating. It used to be, that to be good at music, you had to actually know how to play and instrument or sing. But now, to make everybody else feel better, computers came out with a way to get instruments played automatically with fake beats. So now, anybody can write a crappy song that will be catchy for the first few days and then everybody will hate it. If you can't sing? Don't worry about it, we've got auto-tune to make you sound ok so that you don't feel too bad about yourself when everybody hears your fake voice that goes a long with your fake music. Congratulations pop music industry, you've destroyed my sense of hearing.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

New song for the grayscale penguins!

Hey everybody, just finished writing an amazing new song called "Leave me alone" let's hope that it records easily. If you don't know who the Grayscale Penguins are then you've been missing out because they are amazing. Look them up at www.grayscalepenguins.blogspot.com and be amazed.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Who am I?

I'm a random person who has absolutely no experience with life or society or really anything. That is why I can see how everything works and understand how big of a joke we've created to make our lives simpler.... Jokes are still funny though and life's fun.